14. Februar 2005
Best Beer in the World
After a beer festival in London, all the brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer. Corona's boss sits down and says, „Seor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.“ The barman gets a bottle and gives it to him. …
Then Budweiser's president says, „I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beer's', a Budweiser.“ The barman gives him one. Coors's boss says, „I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors!“ He gets it. Finally, a man from Guinness sits down and says, „Give me a Coke!“ The other brewery bosses look over at him and ask, „Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?“ And the Guinness boss replies, „Well, if none of you are drinking beer, neither will I.“