17. Dezember 2006
Icefishing
A blonde wants to go icefishing. After reading many books on the subject and purchasing the necessary equipment, she makes her way out on to the ice. She positions her chair, starts to cut a hole, when suddenly, from somewhere above, a voice booms: „There are no fish under the ice!“ Startled the blonde moves further down the ice and begins to cut another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellows: „There are no fish under the ice!“ She stops, looks skyward and says, „Is that you, LORD?“ The voice replies, „No, I'm the ice-rink-manager!“[Period]