6. April 2008
Overweight
An overweight blonde wants to lose weight, so she consults her doctor for advice. The doctor suggests that she runs ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promises, would cause her to lose twelve pounds. The blonde follows the doctor‘s advice, and after thirty days is pleased to find that she has indeed lost twelve pounds. She phones the doctor and thanks him for his wonderful advice. The doctor says he would like to see her again that very morning. To which the blonde replies, “No, that‘s not going to be possible, I‘m now 300 miles away!“ [PERIOD]