8. November 2009
There was life before the computer
I remember the days when: An application was what you wrote to get a job.
A program was something on TV.
A cursor was somebody who swore a lot.
A keyboard was something you could play.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
If you had broken a disk, you could not work for weeks.
Compress was something you did to rubbish, not to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in a public, you would be in jail for a while. [PERIOD]