30. Mai 2015
Speedy answer
A boy is sitting on a park bench happily eating a big bar of chocolate.
A man walks up to him and says, „Hey, kid! You shouldn’t eat so much chocolate. It’s bad for your health!“
The boy replies, „Oh yeah? Well, my great-grandpa lived to be 106 years old.“
„And did he eat a lot of chocolate?“
„No,“ the boy replies. „He minded his own damn business!“
[PERIOD]