6. November 2011
25 cents
A man takes his place in the theatre, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, „This is a mystery and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat and I'll give you a handsome tip.“ The usher moves him into the second row and the man hands the usher a quarter. Yep. 25 cents. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers, „The wife did it.“
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