3. April 2011
All the same!
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the controlof a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they flytogether and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutualdislike.
Once theyreach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leansback in his seat, and mutters,
“I don'tlike Chinese “
“No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot,why not?”
“Youpeople bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!”
“No, no,”the co-pilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, notChinese.”
“Japanese,Chinese, Vietnamese … doesn't matter, you're all alike!”
There's afew minutes of silence.
“I no rike Jews either!” the co-pilotsuddenly announces.
“Oh yeah,why not?” asks the captain.
“Jewssink Titanic,” says the co-pilot.
“What?That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain, “It was aniceberg!”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, …nomattah…all same!”
[PERIOD]