23. Dezember 2012
Heaven and Hell
An engineer dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gates and says, „You're in the wrong place.“ The engineer goes down to hell. But hell isn't very comfortable, so the engineer starts to build things. Soon hell has air conditioning, toilets and showers.
One day God calls Satan, „How are things down in hell?“
„Things are wonderful,“ says Satan. „I've got an engineer working for me now, and he's building all these great things.“
„What? That must have been a mistake,“ s ays God. „Send him back to me.“
„No way,“ says Satan.
„Send him back or I'll sue,“ says God.
Satan laughs and answers, „Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?“
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