8. Juni 2008
Life before the computer
There was life before the computer. I remember the days when:
An application was what you wrote to get a job.
A programme was something on TV.
A cursor was somebody who swore a lot.
A keyboard was something you could play.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
If you had broken discs, you could not work for weeks.
Compress was something you did to rubbish, not to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public, you would be in jail for a while! [PERIOD]