20. Dezember 2009
New Years resolution
A young man at a New Year’s Eve party asks a friend for a cigarette.
“But I thought you’d made a New Year’s resolution to stop smoking,” his friend says. “In fact, I just heard you tell someone about it.”
“Yes, that’s right. I’m in the middle of stopping,” the man replies. “Right now, I’m in the middle of phase one.”
“What’s phase one?”
“I’ve stopped buying them.” [PERIOD]