17. August 2008
Potatoes
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead run into a barn to hide from kidnappers. They find three large, empty brown sacks on the floor, and before the kidnappers could enter the barn after them, they each hid in one of those sacks. The kidnappers, finding the three squirming sacks suspicious, went up to the sack containing the brunette and kicked it.
“Meow!” said the brunette. “That’s just a sack full of kittens,” said one kidnapper dismissively, and they moved on to the sack containing the redhead.
They kicked the sack. “Woof, woof!” said the redhead. – “That’s just a sack full of puppies,” said the other kidnapper, and they moved on to the sack containing the blonde.
They kicked the sack. “Potatoes! Potatatoes!” said the blonde. [PERIOD]