13. Mai 2012
Secrets
A woman walked up to a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on his porch. „I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,“ she said. „What's your secret for a long happy life?“ „Well, I smoke at least sixty cigarettes a day,“ he started, „I also drink a crate of beer a day, eat fatty foods, and avoid exercise.“ „That's amazing,“ the woman said. „And how old are you, if I may ask?“ „Twenty-eight,“ he said.
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