14. März 2015

The Mexican maid asked for a pay rise

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the rise. She asked, „Now Maria, why do you want a pay rise?“

Maria, „Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I wanna rise. The first is that I iron better than you.“

Wife, „Who said you iron better than me?“

Maria, „Jor huzban he say so.“

Wife, „Oh yeah?“

Maria, „The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.“

Wife, „Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?“

Maria, „Jor hozban did.“

Wife, increasingly agitated, „Oh he did, did he?“

Maria, „The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.“

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife, „And did my husband say that as well?“

Maria, „No Señora … the gardener did.“

Wife, „So, how much do you want?“