1. Juni 2008
Uno, due, tre
Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French boarder. A French customs officer stops them and says, “Quattro means four. There are too many people in this car. One of you has to get out.” “Quattro is just the name of the car, for God’s sake,” replies the driver. “Look, everybody knows that the car is designed to carry five people. If you don‘t believe me, call your boss.” “He can‘t come right now,“ says the customs officer, “he‘s busy with two people in a Fiat Uno.” [PERIOD]