12. März 2006
Visit to a matchmaker
A man visited a matchmaker for marriage and said, „I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one. She should be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me at home during my leisure hours, if I don't go out. She should tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.“ The advisor listened carefully and replied, „I understand. You need a television.“