21. Dezember 2008
When the lights go out
A nun and a priest are driving through the country on their way to an event. The nun has had quite a lot of water to drink on the drive and cannot hold it much longer. They are both getting hungry as well so they stop at a ‘hooters’ which happens to be the only restaurant for miles, to get a bite to eat. As they are waiting to be seated the lights go off for a second and then turn back on and everyone erupts in laughter and applause. The nun and priest are confused but disregard it anyway. The nun asks the hostess where the washroom is and is directed where to go. “I must warn you though,” says the hostess, “there is a statue of a naked man in our washroom, though there is a leaf covering his private parts.” The nun assures the hostess that she will be fine as she will just avert her eyes. The nun goes to the washroom and comes back out a couple minutes later to the entire restaurants applause. Confused she asks the waitress, why the applause. The waitress replies, “Every time someone lifts the leaf on the naked man in the women’s washroom, the lights go out.” [PERIOD]